Diaries of a Married Couple:

Heard crunching. Walked into the kitchen. The love of my life was monching down on the last of a bag of dehydrated apple slices.

(I love dehydrated apple slices. It is known.)

Me: “Whatcha eatin’?”

Him: //chomps faster// “they’re gone! All gone!” //opens mouth to show me the mostly gone apple slices//

Me: “Not all of them!” //I reach into my darling husband’s mouth and grab a piece, pop it into my own.//

Him: “it’s a sign of how much I love you that you have all of your fingers right now.”

And…. scene.

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